You can never say no to your sister. When she came to your room

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

Couldn't make to the toilet so I hopped in the next best thing

Since I dint have a face to grind on and squirt ill do the next

The next best thing

The next best thing after ass.

I don't have any fireworks for tonight so here's the next best

The next best thing to daddy cock.

The next best thing would be to have you laying in front of me

Don’t have anything to post today so here’s one and a half

The next best thing to being her, is fucking her

I hope you don't have any plans for tonight, because if you do