Why did the booty cross the road?

why did the man's anus get censored? They don't even censor woman's

Why did the woman turn around, do you think she knows what I

Why did the foot go to the doctor? Because it had a sole problem!

Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? Because it couldn't

Why did the lemon break up with the lime? It found out the lime

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor? Because it

Why did the carrot refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be

Why did the apple go to the skin doctor? It had a bad case of

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling

Why did the apple go to the skin doctor? It had a bad case of

Why did the panty cross the road? To get to the other cheek!