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Why did the booty cross the road?
ThickThighs by argentuned
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Why did the 3rd and 4th shot not hit? At least, very close ;-D
Why did the woman turn around, do you think she knows what I
Why did the panty cross the road? To get to the other cheek!
Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? Because it couldn't
Why did the lemon break up with the lime? It found out the lime
Why did the cucumber blush? It saw the salad dressing peel.
Why did the apple go to the skin doctor? It had a bad case of
Why did the carrot refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be
Why did the strawberry break up with the grape? Because it was
