I spent 30 minutes masturbating in a public sauna the other day.

He wasn't allowed to cum inside me so he chose the next breast

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

I have wanted my wife to peg me for a while. Haven’t worked

I can’t twerk so here’s the next best thing

If I can’t fuck you I’ll have the next best thing

You were my girlfriends ex-boyfriend, she’d told me how obsessed

Hope you don't have any plans for tonight other than doing me

The pillow is the next best thing...

the next best thing to bouncing on cock

I opened up my own repair shop but business was slow to take