love to be stretched by a real dick, but this is the next best

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When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

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When you can't get properly spit-roasted due to the pandemic,

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If I can’t fuck you I’ll have the next best thing

Every gooner’s dream. You don’t have a porn cock so the next

The next best thing would be to have you laying in front of me

Francis had always wanted to go on a date with his next door

The pillow is the next best thing...

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