HMFT after I skate across this road...

HMFT after I forget my seat belt

HMFT after f**k around on a crosswalk.

HMFT after I go to sleep

HMFT after I hit a guardrail

HMFT after I join this street brawl NSFW

HMFT after idiot lets go of bat

HMFT after I’m sent into orbit.

HMFT after I fall from the sky and shatter my spine

HMFT after I get rammed by an idiot.

HMFT after I don't defend myself when this dude picks up a stick/pole/bat-like

HMFT after I bomb this hill (TT: @jamomakesplays)