HMFT after I take a sledgehammer to the head

HMFT after i lose this championship

HMFT after I run across the road without looking

HMFT after this barrel explodes in my face

HMFT after I stop this bullet with my colon.

HMFT after my sick trick

HMFT after I take a snap on the sidewalk...with jazz hands!

HMFT after I pogo on a damp surface.

HMFT after the hammer comes down on my head. Sorry about the

HMFT after I back flipped on this vending machine and celebrate

HMFT after I crash into a car on a bike

HMFT after the barrel I'm standing on explodes