Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Is your face taken? I need a seat

am I allowed to use your face as a seat ?

Can I use your face as a seat?

I hope your face is comfortable as I'm about to take a seat

Tell me that your face can be my seat, please

The last thing you‘ll see before I take a seat on your face

I'm ready to take a seat on your face, and then your cock

Your face = my seat

Mind if I take a seat on your face?

This couch is comfy but I think your face would be a better seat

I'm a hitchhiker in search of a ride—how about you let me take