Is this seat taken? It is now. Time for some face sitting, beta

uhh hi im new here, is your face.. uhm I mean is that seat taken?

Looking for a seat… is your face taken?

Is this seat (your face) taken? ;)

Is this seat (your face) taken? ;)

Tell me that your face can be my seat, please

Can I sit on your face or is that seat already taken

Is this face—I mean seat taken?

Is this seat taken? (Your face)

Seeking a nice seat, wonder if that face taken

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Need a seat, is your face taken?