"I felt that morning wood against my ass. Should we take care

I'm straight and everything but whenever my roommate wakes up

How are you gonna take care of my morning wood: with your hands,

You walk in on me stroking my morning wood, what happens next?

Helping him with his morning wood

Shaking my ass for your morning wood

Helping him with his morning wood

I could use a helping hand or hole with my morning wood…

Our mornings should be me trying to make breakfast while you

Our mornings should be me trying to make breakfast while you

Our mornings should be me trying to make breakfast while you

It's not gay, you're just helping me to relieve my morning wood