No bro it’s not gay, it’s just my morning wood I’m not

I'm just helping my roommate to get rid of his morning wood,

Average Sunday morning with my femboy buds can't be gay if they

Nothing beats waking up to my bleached femboy buds worshipping

It’s not gay if i’m just helping my bud get up in the morning,

Its not gay if you are just helping me start my day by draining

It’s not gay if I’m helping you relieve frustration after

Not gay if I'm just helping my friend relieve some stress while

Addicted to the fantasies of my older roommate acting like this

It's not gay, I'm just helping you relieve that morning wood!

Don't worry bros, it's not gay I'm just helping you relieve that

It isn’t gay. You’re just helping me relieve some stress