I'm straight and everything but whenever my roommate wakes up

Hey bro it’s not gay if I use my fleshlight in front of you

Good morning ☀️

Average Sunday morning with my femboy buds can't be gay if they

Nothing beats waking up to my bleached femboy buds worshipping

Its not gay if you are just helping me start my day by draining

Morning wood

Addicted to the fantasies of my older roommate acting like this

Helping mom strech

It's not gay to help my friend get rid of his morning wood

It's not gay, I'm just helping you relieve that morning wood!

It's not gay, you're just helping me to relieve my morning wood