Sorry, that never happened to me before...

Why does this never happen to me when I do my laundry?

Why does that never happen to me?

Wonder why that never happens to me at the subway??

Wonder why that never happens to me in the restroom?

Wonder why that never happens to me at the coffee shop

How come this never happens to me in the train??

not sure why, but this always happens to me when I try to flash

I wonder why everyone keeps staring at me when I go jogging 😳

I'm the best thing that never happened to you

Never happened to me but sound very hot.

That always happens to me 🥵💦