original post: https://redd.it/ro2cdl
Why bother spending Christmas with your family when you can just goon all day?
GOONED by MikeOxlong1997
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You were out on vacation with your mom when you saw your old
Why go for a KO when you can just sever the spinal cord
Why spank with one hand when you can spank with two.
Why get punched with 1 fist when you can take 2?
Why spend all that money on OF when you can just join premium
Why have a beta loser castrated when you can do it all yourself
Why worry, when you can just lean back, moan and fuck yourself
Can we goon all day together?
Why would you jack off when you could just fuck me instead? ❤️
[18] why stay with your wife when you could have this sissy pussy
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