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This is why I could never be a pornstar. "Alright, take 20. I

This is why i can never get my laundry done

So this is why my tools never have battery left

This is why I always insist on hosting my buds at my place

This is why my bud never minds me crashing at his place

This is why my homework never gets done ;)

This is why I'm permanently on the naughty list (f)

This is why you should never wear panties with a shirt dress

This Is Why Your Package Never Arrives On Time

This is why you should never tease me in public

This is why you should never argue with your gf, she’ll find