This is why you should never take me home to meet your parents

This is why my water bill is always so massive, oh well, I have

So this is why showing shoulders is so taboo

So This is Why It Takes so Long

This is why my bud never minds me crashing at his place

This is why you should never put your legs on the car dashboard

This is why I can never bring my beta buds outside

This is why you should never let your roommate go more than a

My boyfriend recorded me yesterday being stretched by the largest

This is why you should always have two couches in each room.

this is why my boyfriend can never get any work done when he

This is why you should never* tease me in public