original post: https://redd.it/all12r
"It doesn't count I was drunk"
CheatingSluts by Crippled_commenter
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It doesn't count if your heels stay on, sweetie.
When your girlfriend comes home drunk and she's wetter and smellier
When you come home drunk and smelly and your boyfriend starts
While you're busy getting drunk with the groomsmen...
Doesn't count!
"it doesn't count we were on a 'break' remember?"
It literally doesn't count as cheating if you just tease another
Drunk cheating makes her very naughty
I mean, it's just a game, plus she got drunk enough to not remember
It doesn't count if you were too drunk to remember
Had some drinks right before the goon session with my bud, this
Does it count if you're too drunk to remember?