I was so drunk I barely remember, but I think I kissed another

I mean, it's just a game, plus she got drunk enough to not remember

It doesn't count if you were too drunk to remember

No homo if we are both drunk…not like we will remember this

No homo if you were drunk while it happened…who will remember

No homo if we are drunk and will never remember this in the morning…

my roommate found me drunk and sad, he’s just making me feel

Had some drinks right before the goon session with my bud, this

One drunken mistake has led to me getting fucked by my best friend

Totally not gay if I was wearing your gfs clothes and I got a

It’s not gay if we got a little drunk and I had some fun with

Not gay if youre too drunk to remember bro