I’m in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Let me use your face as a chair [f]

Mind if I used your face ass my chair? [F]

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

this would be your view if your face was my chair

Would you let me use your face like a chair?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Can I use your face as a chair?

damn, your face must be a chair because i really want to sit

Can I use your face as a chair

Your face is a pretty chair

Can I use your face as a chair?