Now accepting face chair applications. Must have beard. Dad bods

I got 1 question, can I sit on your face ?

Your face looks like a good place to sit ;) [f]

I need a chair to sit on, can I borrow your face?

would you let me sit on your face if I urgently needed a chair

In 3 2 1 I sit on your face 😍

I wonder what it feels like to sit on your face

damn, your face must be a chair because i really want to sit

can i sit on your face? yes or no :)

My desk chair is so uncomfortable… can I sit on your face?

Babee, Can I Sit On Your Face.. Pretty Please 😇

Let me sit on your face, I want you to smell and taste it