[f] i cant find my seat, is your face available?

*points at your face* “is this seat taken?” [f]

Can I use your face as a seat?

I'm looking for a seat can I borrow your face?

take a seat & insert your face here!

Can I use your face as a seat?

Is there a seat open on your face?

Would You Like Me To Seat On Your Face?

Can I get a seat on your face?

I need a seat. Is your face free?

Can I take a seat on your face

Let me take a seat on your face