[f] i cant find my seat, is your face available?

*points at your face* “is this seat taken?” [f]

I'm looking for a seat can I borrow your face?

take a seat & insert your face here!

Can I use your face as a seat?

hey, *points to your face* is that seat taken?

Is there a seat open on your face?

Would You Like Me To Seat On Your Face?

Can I clap my cheeks on your face ? 🙈

Who’s face can I use as a seat?🍑

Your face is the best seat ;)

Your face looks like a very comfortable seat for my ass