Today I'm serving up cake instead of donuts!

My boss doesn't know I show my ass on reddit instead of serving

Why eat donuts when you can eat this instead

Serving up ass instead of donuts at Dunkin today

You came to Dunkin for a donut and got my big ass instead

Serving up ass instead of donuts at Dunkin today

Serving Dunkin's donuts with a side of my ass today

Serving Dunkin's donuts with a side of my ass today

My dunkin gives out [f]ree ass instead of donuts

You went to Dunkin to buy donuts but left with a big cake instead

Dunkin stopped serving donuts and starting serving ass instead

Skip the donuts at Dunkin and try my homemade cake instead