Today I'm serving up cake instead of donuts!

Why bother eating donuts when you can have some of my cake instead

My boss doesn't know I show my ass on reddit instead of serving

Serving up ass instead of donuts at Dunkin today

Serving Dunkin's donuts with a side of my ass today

Serving Dunkin's donuts with a side of my ass today

My dunkin gives out [f]ree ass instead of donuts

You went to Dunkin to buy donuts but left with a big cake instead

Dunkin stopped serving donuts and starting serving ass instead

Dunkin is serving up ass instead of donuts today

Skip the donuts at Dunkin and try my homemade cake instead

You came to Dunkin for donuts and left with a big ass instead