If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

Would you still date me if you knew I will humiliate your tiny

Would you cancel our date if I told you I have a dick?

Would you still date me, even if you knew I would punish you

Would you take me on a date if you knew I have a dick?

Would you take me on a date if you knew I have a dick?

Would you take me on a date if you knew I have a dick?

Would you take me on a date if you knew I have a dick?

Would you take me on a date if you knew I have a dick?

Would you take me on a date if you knew I have a dick

Would you take me on a date if you knew I have a dick?

If no one knew I had a dick would you ask me on a date 🍑