If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

If only my Tinder date that bailed on me last night knew I was

My tinder date really loves anal, so our night inevitably ended

If only my mother knew what i did in the kitchen while she was

Not me yelling “push my head down and fuck me like a whore”

If only i could squirt that semen on your cock as lube so you

If only my boss knew that Im showing off my boobs at work..

If only my Reddit followers all lived on the same street as me!

My tinder date last night told me my boobs were too small?

Me and hubby went out to the club and there was a guy hitting

Date canceled on me last night, would you have canceled or taken