original post: https://redd.it/n26c8r
They Call me a drum... Because I Need Somebody to Tap me....
barelylegalteens by Irishsprings212
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Call me taylor swift because i'm feeling 22... and this birthday
Wait until you see my tits. They call me a unicorn because of
They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
They call me a magician, because I made your wife disappear :x
call me a blunt because i like to be passed around after a smoke
They call me vlad because Iām going to impale you
Call me a cowgirl because I love to ride!
They don't call me Tight Ass because I'm stingy! š
