original post: https://redd.it/mv1dry
They Call me a drum... Because I Need Somebody to Tap me....
PreppySluts by Irishsprings212
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They call me The Vampire of Vermilion Parish because I never
They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
They call me a magician, because I made your wife disappear :x
Call me Mrs. Flintstone because i'm going to make your bed rock
They call me a slut because of this
