Do I have your attention now, team? (Mid-thirties Exec)

Do you ever get horny at work? (Mid-thirties Exec)

Would you kiss your boss's ass for a good performance review?

After a day o[f] bossing people around, I need you to put [m]e

Because every new buttplug must be christened at the office...

You can sit under my desk...if you keep me entertained 😏 (mid-thirties

Snuck away from entertaining clients...to entertain you instead

Just trying to keep office morale 'up'... (mid-thirties Exec)

I just need someone to sit under my desk during Board meetings...

Snuck away from entertaining clients...to entertain you instead

I call this my "Zoom meeting outfit"...can you guess why? 😏

When HR's not looking...but hopefully you are 😉 (mid-thirties