I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

I run a tight ship at the office...are you onboard? 🙃 (Mid-thirties

When HR's not looking... (Mid-thirties Exec)

Do I have your attention now, team? (Mid-thirties Exec)

I'm just here to make productivity go 'up' 😏 (Mid-thirties

When HR's not looking... (Mid-thirties Exec)

Would you eat me out during a Zoom meeting if I return the favor?

If HR knew how I run Zoom meetings, I'd be fucked...😉 (Mid-thirties

Can I get a hand in my office? 😏 (Mid-thirties Exec)

Do I have your attention now, team? 😏 (mid-thirties Exec)

Snuck away from entertaining clients...to entertain you instead

I do my best work on my knees... (mid-thirties Exec)