Why This Never Happens To Me In The Supermarket

I think Pearce is based off an Orc but this sure never happened

The best thing that never happened to you yet

Ugh… why can’t this happen to me?

joint alone with tits at home, the best thing that can happen

Caged, plugged and opening my legs for internet strangers. Why

Sometimes the pleasures too good I zone out and can't think about

Sometimes the pleasures too good I zone out and can't think about

Sounds like something that could happen to me 😋

I'm the best thing that never happened to you

Why does this never happen to me when I wash windows

Was I almost caught? Yes. Does that matter? Not to me 😌