Why This Never Happens To Me In The Supermarket

Why this never happen to me on the subway?

Wonder why that never happens to me at the subway??

Wonder why that never happens to me in the restroom?

Wonder why that never happens to me at the coffee shop

How come this never happens to me in the train??

This actually happened to me when I was a teen. A black king

This happens to me all the time… can’t decide between reading,

Why does this never happen to me when I wash windows

Why this never happens to me at the club?!

The guy next to me on the plane almost caught me!

The guy next to me on the plane kept flirting, if he only knew