Can you sit in my lap next?

I can't sit on Santa's lap this year due to Covid regulations..

Just going to sit on your face next time instead of the concrete.

I wanna sit on your lap instead

Should I sit on your face or sit on your lap instead?

let me sit on your lap instead?

Next time how about I sit on your lap instead of this sofa

Next time, how about I sit on your lap instead of the couch

Let me sit on your lap

He offered me a seat next to him but I wanted to sit on his lap

Can I sit on your lap next

He offered me the seat next to him but I wanted to sit on his