I have the best seat in the house, can I sit on your lap next?

I wish I could sit on your lap instead <3 [ @BlanksPhantasy on

I want to sit on you next time instead of the counter...

My cheeks are very soft and perfect for sleeping on instead of

Can I sit on your lap instead of this sofa?

Next time I want to sit on your lap instead

Can I sit on your lap instead?

Mind if I sit on your lap and straddle you instead

Next time, how about I sit on your lap instead of the couch

I'd rather sit on your lap (or maybe your face) instead of this

What do you do next

He offered me the seat next to him but I wanted to sit on his