Your special girl

Find someone to treat you like a princess

Treat me like I deserve

Feminism is a disease

Maybe I didn't do it right

I'm so fortunate

If I'm crying anyway, you might as well

I'm grateful to every man willing to teach me manners

There are exactly 200 within 5 miles of my house

If I make you cum, it's over

I'm a dedicated worker

It's the least I can do