Me

Fuck feminism. Break her mind and turn her into a brain dead

I didn’t have a wooden spoon, but I figured a ruler would do

Cheaper than a fleshlight

I almost prefer it because of how good it feels for men

Maybe I didn't do it right

He said I'm still pure

I want friends as much as anyone

I just wanna do a good job

Treat me right

The Sixth Day of Christmas! The wooden spoon! Another great household

My body won't let me