My 1st post! Eat my toes instead of Christmas dinner

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Give up your Christmas dinner, eat me instead

Give up your Christmas dinner, eat me instead

Give up your dinner date, eat me instead

Skip dinner and eat me instead

eat my wet pussy for dinner

Skip dinner and eat me instead!

POV: I forgot to make dinner, so I give you something more delicious