Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Give up your Christmas dinner, eat me instead

Skip dinner eat this boobie instead

All I need is a friend with benefits who's willing to eat my

POV: I forgot to make dinner, so I give you something more delicious

I'll give you one option: fuck or eat my ass on the first date

Skip dinner and eat me instead

If I asked you to eat my holes on a first date instead of dinner,

tell me honestly, if on a first date, instead of dinner, I asked

If on a first date, instead of dinner, I asked you to eat my

How would you react if instead of dinner on a first date, I asked