I hope it makes you happy

your wife didn't even bother hiding the fact that she was coming

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

If at the end of the day it doesn’t end with a creampie, don’t

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(