Come over. Don’t bother dressing up.

Give mommy a morning kiss

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(

If at the end of the day it doesn’t end with a creampie, don’t

Your GF got nothing on these

Do my stretchmarks bother you? :(