That Is A Tree Trunk Not A Dick

my juicy athletic body will drive you crazy

come over and breed me daddy

Would you mind if you would find me under your Christmas tree?

This is how I will be waiting for you under the Xmas tree

Don’t you wish you could unwrap this Xmas gift? Too bad I’m

unwrap me for xmas :3

Imagine to unwrap me for Xmas

Unwrap me by the xmas tree!

Unwrap me by the xmas tree!

you should breed me under a xmas tree

Say yes please if you want to unwrap me under the tree