What if I was under your Xmas tree?.. 🎁

Hoping to find a big cock under my Xmas tree

would you be happy if i turned up under your tree on xmas morning?

Say yes if you’d like to find me under your tree Xmas morning

I’ll be the gift under your Xmas tree this year

You find me under the tree on Xmas morning. What're you doing

I can be the gift under your Xmas tree this year

breed me under a xmas tree

I’ll be the gift under your Xmas tree this year

Looks like you found a spider under your Xmas tree!

you should breed me under a xmas tree

Which view is better, under the Xmas tree or under me?