Where's the one who can eat my ass?

My single chair has disappeared, can you serve as my seat?

Can I turn into your mystery love?

Can I be the secret that spices up your life?

Are you drawn to the energy and passion of sporty girls?

Can I propose to sit on your face?

Can you be the star of my Reddit crush list?

Are you the cuddle I've been searching for? ;)

Can you meet my daily 50 kisses demand?

Can we make it so that you're my Reddit crush?

I hope you're exhilarated by not pulling out ;)

The sight of my own climax is my undisclosed fetish.

Dream you're here, what would be your move? ;)