“I'm so lonely... Why don't you come over?”

It's time to hit the pool, because bikini season is officially

How about making me your favorite cozy winter snack?

Is it alright if I didn't wear a bra during our long drives?

did i make you thirsty?

wanna feel my pale tits?

Daddy is hungry, should I whip up some homemade dumplings?

Let me be your relaxation haven after a long day in the office.

My mom thinks it's healthier not to wear a bra, what's your take?

Are you ready to propose to make me your wife?

spankable, what you think? ;)

hey hey

will you use me?

Someone took my chairs, where can I take a seat?

Kitchen's empty... What would you make from scratch?

Would you be able to resist if you found me splashing around

Let me be your relaxation haven after a long day in the office.

Your cousin or me, who would you take to prom?

Who would you dedicate your favorite song to, me or your cousin?

Would you like me as your private charm?

Who would you want more - me or your cousin?

I've lost my trusty chair, where should I plop down?

Are you comfortable in my presence?

My significant other cracked our relationship's faithfulness.

If I were your adjoining neighbor, would you date me?

I ended the relationship because my ex wouldn't eat my ass.

Does the idea of my ass for breakfast entice you?

Would my ass as a morning meal sound tempting?

Boyfriend? I was never allowed one :(

Where's the one who can eat my ass?

My single chair has disappeared, can you serve as my seat?

Can I turn into your mystery love?

Can I be the secret that spices up your life?

Are you drawn to the energy and passion of sporty girls?

Can I propose to sit on your face?

Can you be the star of my Reddit crush list?

Are you the cuddle I've been searching for? ;)

Can you meet my daily 50 kisses demand?

Can we make it so that you're my Reddit crush?

I hope you're exhilarated by not pulling out ;)

The sight of my own climax is my undisclosed fetish.

Dream you're here, what would be your move? ;)

Morning wood and men: How often is it a thing?

How frequently do older men take note of my boobs?

How frequently do older men take note of my boobs?

Can we make it so that you're my Reddit crush?

This table would look better covered with your...

If you say the right words, you make me wet.