This is why my bud never minds me crashing at his place

You can never edge enough for sloppy porn, so why don’t you

why this never happens to me

I Would Never Quit (Credit:@writerofreallife)

Your girl’s at home wondering why you never came home from

😈 Are you nervous that you wife might smell my cigarette smoke

You can’t relapse if you never quit

You know you’ll never be able to cum inside a woman like her,

God why do I never see anything like this when I'm at the gym

Why does shit like this never happen to me? I'd love to get flashed

Porn is life. Never quit porn. Always stay throbbing and horny🥵

My virgin roommate was jealous I had a ĠF…So I showed him