I text you: “My GF just broke up with me buddy” 2 hours later:

This is why you should never fall asleep at your goonbuds house

You can never edge enough for sloppy porn, so why don’t you

Jerk buds

She would never sabotage your economy on purpose, would she?

You love gooning your goon bud’s thick cock… It’s so perfect

“It’s not gay if I still have clothes on, goon bud~”…

Why go to the beach when you can have waves crashing on you at

Her new friend it's the reason why she never texts you back

Just do it. You will anyways, so why not blow that fat nut over

Gym pawgs control your whole life don’t they? I don’t see

My virgin roommate was jealous I had a ĠF…So I showed him