[f] Can I use your tongue as my toilet paper?

Can I use your tongue as toilet paper

She could use my tongue as toilet paper!

why use toilet paper when I can use your tongue

Ran out of toilet paper. I need someone’s tongue.

I have diarrhea and I'm running out of toilet paper, I'm glad

My tongue is like toilet paper - use it properly

my tongue is toilet paper

Your tongue can be my new toilet paper

Your tongue can be my new toilet paper

Your tongue can be my new toilet paper

Your tongue should be my new toilet paper