Can I use your tongue as toilet paper

Can i use your tongue as toilet paper?

why use toilet paper when I can use your tongue

Ran out of toilet paper. I need someone’s tongue.

Everytime I wipe I always leave some extra toilet paper.. and

When I'm out of toilet paper, can I use your tongue?

My tongue is like toilet paper - use it properly

Your tongue can be my new toilet paper

Why use toilet paper when your tongue is right there

Your tongue is my new toilet paper

Be my toilet paper in public toilet? ;)

I want your tongue as my toilet paper from now on