I'm looking for a lap to sit on

May I please sit on your lap？

May I please sit on your lap while you drive?

Can I sit on your lap 😈

Would you rather I sit on your lap or face..?

Let me sit on your lap so I can feel your boner

I will sit on your lap while I do some coding

who's lap can i sit on?

May I sit on your lap or on your face so it's more rapeable?

I’m not Santa but you can sit on my lap

May I sit on your lap or on your face in class?

Hey there mind if I sit in your lap?