Sit on your face or Sit on your lap?

Let me sit on your lap while u drive?

May I please sit on your lap？

I will sit on your lap while I do some coding

I will sit on your lap while I do some coding

I will sit on your lap while I do some coding

I will sit on your lap while I do some coding

I will sit on your lap while I do some coding

I will sit on your lap while I do some coding

I will sit on your lap while I do some coding

I should sit on your lap so you can grab with both hands ;)

I will sit on your lap while I do some coding